I thought for a change of pace I’d show you some of the mail I’ve gotten, and in continuation with this week’s theme, all of it has to do with porn. In case you’ve ever wondered how to launch a career in porn, these emails might help you out.

Greetings,

First of all let me say that I am not trying to get into your pants. My name is Mark and I work for a local entertainment company that is currently working on a “skaterboy” project. Your pic looks like you may be what we’re looking for. If you are interested in making some extra cash and possibly a side career in the entertainment industry, please email me and I’ll give you my contact info. If you are even a little interested then it’s worth a conversation so you can get some info to help you make a decision.

Mark

All right Mark, let’s hear what you have to say - what is your proposal?

Ken,

I work as a talent recruiter for several film companies. They use me to bring in fresh new faces that are unrefined. One of the companies I work with is aggressively trying to fill availability on a recently launched website. That is what I would like to talk with you about. If you think you might be interested then please contact me so we can talk in a little more detail. My contact info follows.

Mark

Mark wouldn’t disclose any details via email so I ended up calling him to get the scoop. There must have been quite an industry for the types of models Mark was looking for because a few months later I would receive an email from a guy named Joe looking to fill similar positions. Joe discloses more details:

Hi,

I saw your posting on Craigslist and I know this is not what you posted for, but I thought I would run it by you. Are you interested in doing adult videos for my company, <removed>? This offer is only if the pic represented in the posting is you. I make solos, str8t, bi and guy/guy videos and soon tranny videos. I am also looking for guys who might be interested in letting a hot girl do him with her strap-on. You would get to do her too. You only do what you are comfortable doing and everything is safe. I’m based in San Francisco and I pay $200.00 for solos including approx. 1 ½ hrs of your time with you jacking off for about 20 mins. I pay $400.00 for action videos and it is approx. 2 hrs of your time with about 30-40 mins of actual sex. You only work with the actors and actresses you want. You work that day and you are paid that day in cash. Also, during filming I am the only person there, no large crew.

Please email me back and let me know if you are interested or not. If you are interested, you can also call me at <removed> and I will be happy to answer any questions you might have and we can try to setup an interview to get you going. If you cannot reach me through Craigslist you can email me at <removed>. In addition, if you have any other pictures or a MySpace account I would love to see them.

I look forward to hearing from you,
Joe

<removed> Productions / <removed> Entertainment
* You must be at least 18 yrs of age and have valid proof of age to do adult videos*

The lesson here, kids, is that if you want to get into porn, you have to start low on the totem. Working with a hot girl and her strap-on really is the first stepping stone to an exciting and fulfilling career in the entertainment industry. Just think of it as starting in the mail room and working your way up.