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Today I accidentally posted a personal ad in the “m4m”, or “men for men” section. Not only is this section of Craigslist the wrong demographic, but the ad that I picked from my collection was a hilarious choice to screw up. (more…)

I watch chick movies sometimes, I know what girls dreams about. You want a big, romantic, gushy and unrealistic proposal. You want everyone in the airport, restaurant, stadium, mall food court, or Pep Boys Auto Parts store to know that you are not going to die alone.  It is YOUR day. (more…)

Here’s how a date with me would go. First, I’ll call you to pick a time and place. Eventually, we won’t have to worry about pesky minutes with my T-Mobile myFaves® plan. I can make unlimited calls to my five favorite friends, but you have to earn your way to that spot. In the meantime, free nights and weekends mean that we can talk extensively after 7pm. (more…)

I am looking for a girl to assume the other half of the most pretentious up-and-coming couple in the city. (more…)